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" \u2018Sit on it\u2019 \r\n\r\nBlessed is she who often finds condoms in her husband\u2019s pocket for she is fully protected from sexually transmitted diseases. She is also saved from heartbreaks of getting to know her husband may not be fathering children and creating another family outside of the main home.\r\n\r\nSister Amerley, don\u2019t be excited if you have never seen a condom in your husband\u2019s pocket or under the spare tyre of his car. It is not a good sign; temporarily, you may be happy and think your husband is the most faithful in town but in the long run? Hmmmm! It is either he is sowing seed outside and creating another family or harvesting diseases that can be transferred to you. When you say a prayer, remember him in your prayers.\r\n\r\nWhen he is travelling put two packs of condom in his travelling bag. Bad advice, anaaaa? Hahahahahaha!\r\n\r\nGenerally good people don\u2019t live long that is why I don\u2019t want to be a good person; at least not now!\r\nDivorce is not a good thing. I fear it more than death. Those who say my partner is disturbing me to the extent that if I am not careful I will die, they won\u2019t die.\r\n\r\nRemain in it like that. After all, we are many. As for death, if it will come, whether you are sitting down or running and it still wants to come after you, it will come regardless of your movement. Sitso was so mad at the partner that they divorced last August because he said \u2018Mawu, if I don\u2019t leave tis marriage, I will die from the stress\u2019.\r\n\r\nThe divorce was granted in August 2024 and Sitso was expected to live forever from the new freedom. Jokes aside, Sitso was buried last weekend! Sitso still died anyway. May Sitso\u2019s soul rest in peace! Hmmm!\r\n\r\nThis is the month of love. And the best engine oil for love to thrive is FORGIVENESS. No matter what, husbands and wives will offend each other almost on daily basis.\r\n\r\nMarriage is 90% luck. All the other abstract ingredients like love, understanding each other, effective communication are all theories. Some will state that God in marriage is the best. Though that is true, from what is happening in contemporary times, a lot of couples don\u2019t believe in the God factor in marriage \u2013 they only pretend. Otherwise I don\u2019t see why gospel marriage counsellors also divorce.\r\n\r\nThis has always been my conviction. You can\u2019t finish knowing your partner; every day has its own \u2018what a shock\u2019. Marriage is pure luck! Period!\r\nJust look at these. \u2018Boafo y3 Nam\u2019 is an inscription you can find only on taxis in my hometown; only in the region of my birth.\r\n\r\nSo long as you can understand what we are talking about in Twi, what\u2019s the big deal! A typical Ayigbeman will never call \u2018ampesie\u2019 the way it should be spelt. We prefer calling it\u2026hold your breath, \u2018mpesi\u2019. The inscriptions on most trotro and taxi vehicles can sometimes be extremely astonishing. One of my favorites is \u2018Fear woman\u2019 on a 207 benz bus plying Lapaz and Accra Central.\r\n\r\nI once approached the owner and driver of this trotro and he gave me all the reasons I should \u2018fear woman\u2019. Too many women broke brother man\u2019s heart. Sorry oo, bro. The last one that broke the camel\u2019s back was when a woman he was about to marry never told him she had 5 children already. One day he returned from work only to see them brought in a taxi with their luggage coming on holidays to see \u2018Mama\u2019.\r\n\r\n\u2018Mama? Hmmm! What a shock! But don\u2019t men also do some of these things or? This trotro driver interestingly also has three kids from three different women and did not tell the woman. I am waiting for the day I see a female trotro driver also writing on her car: \u2018Fear Men\u2019. As for the \u2018All men are the same\u2019, some of them tell us but we don\u2019t mind.\r\n\r\nSingle ladies, please be warned when a man 35 years or above comes to tell you he wants the \u2018thing\u2019 because he has problems with his wife oo, yoo! It is a trick we all use just to \u2018cross the border\u2019 and dump some girls. If you are not lucky and \u2018the thing \u2018lock\u2019, we would tell you to commot it because it can create problems between us and our wives oo. By then, knowing the truth may be too late.\r\n\r\nMany men do this apart from me. The only one I did before was\u2026you want to hear? Then close your eyes let me tell you er. You won\u2019t close your eyes? Okay, I won\u2019t say anything again sef. Hahahahaha!\r\n\r\nI told the innocent girl that my wife lives abroad and we are filing for divorce because she said she won\u2019t come to Ghana again. I showed my wife\u2019s picture to her. Unfortunately for me, she happens to be my wife\u2019s hairdresser at Tesano.\r\n\r\nCase close! As to how it continued till the exposure, please stop looking at my picture up there. That was the picture she sent to my wife advising her against this \u2018useless\u2019 man she calls \u2018Honey\u2019. Hmmm! Me? Honey? What about me koraa that! Ei! Ataa menn! Brothers be bad oo, h333r!\r\n\r\n\u2018And so what\u2019\u2026\u2019Mine your own business\u2019, Let Them Say\u2019, \u2018They act as lovers\u2019, Black Rasta\u2019, \u2018Still\u2026No Mercy for the Cripple\u2019, \u2018Jesus is the Answer\u2019, \u2018Yesu y3 Nkwan (Jesus prepares soup)\u2019, \u2018You Say Weytin\u2019, Docta Jesus\u2019, \u2018Chairman nie\u2019, \u2018I Conquer Satan\u2019, \u2018Saminy\u2019, Edzibanaaa\u2019, GTV, TV3, \u2018Chairman-General\u2019, \u2018Yesu Mogya\u2019, \u2018I Swear\u2019, \u2018Don\u2019t Mind Your Wife\u2019, \u2018Good Brother\u2019 (this one is soo common), \u2018Trust No One\u2019, \u2018I Tross My Leg\u2019, \u2018Engineer\u2019, \u2018Atuguba\u2019, \u2018No Size\u2019, Commander 1, \u2018Give me Quarter\u2019 \u2018Respect the Police\u2019, \u2018No Weapon\u2019, \u2018Tamale\u2019, \u2018Azey\u2019 (common in Takoradi), Suro Nipa\u2019, \u2018Mawuli\u2019 (I can\u2019t forget this one), \u2018Mawulolo\u2019, \u2018Don\u2019t Mind the Body (especially OSA buses at Kaneshie-Odorkor area), \u2018Ok333 Mini\u2019 (Teshie Nungua areas), \u2018Monkey no fine\u2019 \u2018Adwen B\u2019, \u2018Bompay3\u2019, \u2018Dzimakpla\u2019 (hmmm, no comment). \u2018Y3ni wo sri kwa\u2019, etc.\r\n\u2018Nakan norr\u2019, Seeerious\u2019, \u2018Kortor\u2019, Poor No Friend, Nyame Tease\u2019, Righteous, \u2018Nhyira Nka Boafo\u2019, David Ba, Forgive, Susu Papaye, Nowhere Cool\u2019, Santana, \u2018With God\u2019 (in front) and \u2018All Things\u2019 (at the back), \u2018Fear God\u2019, \u2018Reinforcement\u2019 (this was a taxi I recently boarded at Nungua; it had a cement block at the back), \u2018Peace and Love\u2019, \u2018Are You God?\u2019, \u2018Kae Me Bre\u2019, \u2018Blessing, Look at him Like That\u2019, \u2018Wonnye Nyame\u2019, Let Them Say, \u2018Konongo Kaya\u2019, Wayeeaf3re\u2019, Lapaz Toyota, \u2018It is over\u2019\u2026 \u20182016\u2019, \u2018I love my wife\u2019, \u2018No Woman No Cry\u2019.\r\n\u2018Yesu Mogya\u2019. \u2018Nkwan Na Ahian\u2019 (meaning \u2018It is soup that matters\u2019), Susubribi, \u2018Wo Nyame Sum Mpo Nie\u2019\u2026\r\n\r\nMany times this happens unannounced especially as the suspense is great. Stop that thing and find other ways of doing it oo, yooo!\r\nWhatever inscription you find on a trotro or taxi, you can be sure there are only a few of such at East Legon; in fact, they are almost non-existent.\r\n\r\nBut come to Kasoa and see things for yourself. Have a trouble-free weekend and remember to wear condom always before she sits on it. If I say \u2018abstain\u2019 you won\u2019t do it but wear condom especially outside your home.\r\n\r\nHIV \/ AIDS is on the rise and the first sign that you have it if you fear to go and do the test \u2013 just do it because you have it already just like everybody does \u2013 it will be either positive or negative! Sin fascinates and assassinates! Happy Valentine\u2019s Day\u2026but be warned\u2026you have control over your body than you can ever imagine!"

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