Franklin Cudjoe Wrote This Satire ✍️ 😅….
WhatsApper: Pls can I get the latest infinix phone?
Me: For me? Nice.
Whatsapper: I was sending the message to Franko Enterprise.
Me: Ah! Did my DP say l work at Franko Enterprise? Anyway, Merry Christmas.
WhatsApper: Same to you. Did you kill a goat 🐐 for pepper soup 🍲 for Christmas?
Me: No, I slayed an elephant 🐘
WhatsApper: That is serious 😳. How did you do that? Are you going to eat that thing?
Me: No, I will offer it to the gods .
WhatsApper: Which gods? What have they done to deserve this honour?
Me: A lot! They have decided that they have to eat an elephant to in other to wash away the sins of its followers.
WhatsApper: Then that must be a lot of sins! Can the gods eat the whole elephant 🐘?
Me: No, they will store the rest and eat it gradually until the next elephant is found, chased, and ultimately ends up hanging in purgatory awaiting clearance to enter Noah’s ark.
WhatsApper: Okay, l am squeamish right now. I feel like throwing up.
Me: Sorry. Go get your infinix phone o.
WhatsApper: Thank you. Please can l get 200 cedis to add up to my money to buy a Samsung phone?
Me: Ei, didn’t you say you were buying an infinix phone?
WhatsApper: Yes, yes , I need an upgrade, nao.
Me: Sorry 😞. Me sef l need someone to reset my Nokia 3310.
WhatsApper: Ei ende3 due. Sorry. Kafra wai.
Me: Enjoy Christmas and learn to live within your means!
